Keryk West, co-writer and big brother of dork-boy Nagrom, obviously inspired one of the three main roles. His girlfriend, who's pen name is Angela Devoe, is also part of the comic. Before going into his biography, he wishes to note that, although he is currently speaking in third person, that all things his or her characters do, say or think are not in any way correlated to reality. They are mostly filthy terrible things that Keryk and Nagrom came up with because they are bad people and should be shot. Many times. In uncomfortable places.

Anyway, I am a generally pleasant guy, slightly eccentric(and by slightly I mean *insert adjective that means REALLY A WHOLE LOT here*), and reasonably twisted(as one can see from the comics that I assisted in slash contributed to the world of cinematic). I spend my days locked in a cold, dank room with no company but a pad, a pen and my imaginary friend Ksnnndoolalewaknmd, pronounced Dave (the Q is silent). My favorite activities include teasing stupid people, yelling at stupid people, dreaming about killing stupid people, writing about stupid people, and spending time with the woman he loves, who is not stupid. She is a wonderful person and, although her name is not Angela, she wishes it was. She is the one thing in this world that actually makes me happy.